my name is Frenchy. I am a
MinPin and I love my HumpyToy!

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HumpyToy - the new toy for over-sexed dogs.
For amorous small and toy sized dogs.
Get him off your leg and give your frustrated
dog something he can love !
It's a love thing ! TM
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HumpyToy ! The original sex toy for dogs.
Great fun and humor for you, great relief for
your cool pet!
About 2 ft. long, fake-fur, machine washable
passion mounter.
Made for loving, not for
chewing.
Your small dog will really
love to play with the HumpyToy
instead of your leg!!!
Warning! - overuse of this product may cause blindness, use under doctor supervision only. Just Joking!!! |
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to
enter the Humpy-Toy auction on eBay.
(a $20.
value) Coming
soon....
Your HumpyToy with a
clear plastic pocket for your favorite
picture:
Ex spouses, opposing
teams, the boss etc.
Great gag gift! (Patent
pending)
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your order or request for information by
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